Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

As for the tokens whereof thou ask me, I may tell thee of them in part: but as touching thy life, I am not sent to shew thee.

I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess. The way to develop the best that is in a man is by appreciation and encouragement.

If you look at the human condition today, not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care, or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

If we want to produce people who share the values of a democratic culture, they must be taught those values and not be left to acquire them by chance.

I'm from my hood, and everybody knows me in my neighborhood, and that's cool, I can do what I want over there, but in other people's neighborhoods, I can't.

The only victory that counts is the one over yourself.

How to tell students what to look for without telling them what to see is the dilemma of teaching.

These were the days when I powerfully believed Breyers and Entenmann's to be pioneers in the field of antidepressants.

I'll repeat something you might consider tattooing on your forehead: What we fear doing most is usually what we most need to do.