Patriotism means loving our country, not the government.

The problem isn't the abuse of power; it's the power to abuse.

Government does not grow by seizing our freedoms, but by assuming our responsibilities.

If you ruin your life, you will pay the price of rehabilitating yourself ... We are not punished for our sins, but by them. Liberty means responsibility.

Politicians are masters of sounding like they agree with you.

Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire.

I feel like our generation is just so obsessed with the idea of perfection and we don't need to be.

Remember that it is not by a tyrant's words, but only by his deeds that we can know him.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Establish democracy at home, based on human rights as superior to property rights. . . .

Sometimes I feel my arm is like a swan's neck - so weak.

I think the lottery changed everything for us. Once we got Sidney, it helped us turn this franchise around overnight.

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

Great Homer's birthplace seven rival cities claim, Too mighty such monopoly of Fame.

Just because quantum mechanics is weird does not mean that everything that is weird is quantum mechanics.

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense.