Payday came and with it beer

Beware of overconcern for money, or position, or glory. Someday you will meet a man who cares for none of these things. Then you will know how poor you are.

I keep six honest serving men (they taught me all i knew); Theirs names are What and Why and When And How And Where and Who.

A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.

This is a brief life, but in its brevity it offers us some splendid moments, some meaningful adventures.

If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.

I am by nature a dealer in words, and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

There is no sin so great as ignorance. Remember this.

Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.

The greatest discovery is to be founded by God.

The ultimate measure of a person is not her mistakes or accomplishments, but what she does with them.

If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

Remember, work, well done, does good to the man who does it. It makes him a better man.

I park two blocks away from Nickelodeon studios and I hop on my skateboard and I skateboard the rest of the way to the studio.

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

Dance is the hidden langauge of the soul, of the body.

Life, he decided, was for living, not for having, and he wanted to experience every moment that he could.

You always think, "Oh, I'm sure I could have done that better." But generally speaking, I am very proud of this.

All natural goods perish. Riches take wings; fame is a breath; love is a cheat; youth and health and pleasure vanish.