Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not.

There's beauty everywhere. There are amazing things happening everywhere, you just have to be able to open your eyes and witness it. Some days, that's harder than others.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't live so that your children go unled because of habits that leave you uninspired.

Very often the only way to get a quality in reality is to start behaving as if you had it already.

If you ask me what the world looks like to me, it looks like a painting by Pissarro.

And once you are awake, you shall remain awake eternally.

For many years, I believed racism in America was dead and that opportunity existed for all. My beliefs were shaken when the Rodney King officers were acquitted.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

In every outthrust headland, in every curving beach, in every grain of sand there is the story of the earth.