Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

It is justice, not charity, that is wanting in the world!

New beginnings can be painful ends. What your attitude is changes ends into new beginnings.

Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy"Percy... Chiron's collection!

I love my country better than my family but I love humanity better than my country.

It's hard not to like Asimov; he's a really likable guy.

Central to living a life that is good, is a life that's forgiving.

We're going to make great trade deals.

I've always said that Adele has turned so many people on to British singers - whether female singers or just like music from this country in general.

Some people are so into web standards that they've removed all the tables from their houses

Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting.