Peace is the result of retraining your mind to process life as it is, rather than as you think it should be.

Hope might grant you a wish in the nick of time, Cosmic Ordering grants them all the time.

That's what we did, didn't we, Audrey? We learned to be brave when it was easier to be afraid.

Sometimes it feels like we're all living in a Prozac nation. The United States of Depression.

People that are scared of the dark have great imaginations and are my kind of people. Those who see nothing in the darkness are boring.

What I have learned in this life is you can never be ashamed of where you come from.

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man. He made a good decision."

A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.

Marriage is an exclusive union between one man and one woman, publicly acknowledged, permanently sealed, and physically consummated.

The advice "you never go broke taking a profit" is foolish.