'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

Melanin Fiercely Poppin’ on Purpose.

I realise I'm behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she assaulted him? That explains so much.

You will never be tougher than you are now. Children are the toughest creatures on the planet. They endure.

Spring is coming....Time for some cleaning. Remove all the self-doubt, worry, jealousy, regret, anger, guilt, or any other negative emotions that are holding you back from your happy, fulfilled life.

Oh, there's tons of resentment. That's normal. I can't control that, and I don't worry about it.

But there can be no secrets in a house where there are children.

Political leaders normally act by making convincing speeches.

I mean 'One Tree Hill' had some rabid fans - you'd be surprised - they're almost in a class of their own.

Many people think that open source projects are sort of chaotic and and anarchistic. They think that developers randomly throw code at the code base and see what sticks.

Evolution can't be predicted, Julian used to tell me; it's a scattershot business; it fires, but it doesn't aim.