Pedantry is paraded knowledge.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

I've been living in the shadow of empty people for far too long. Now I need to find chests full of wild lilies, minds full of wonder, hearts full of light.

U2 is an original species... there are colours and feelings and emotional terrain that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.

Making fun of philosophy is really philosophising.

She was beautiful, in the quiet way that lonely, unnoticed people are beautiful to those who notice them.

I'm finally looking older and inviting my wrinkles.

Man, the cutting edge of terrestrial life, has no rational alternative but to expand the environmental and resource base beyond Earth.

The fact is, we need help, and we need each other.

Drop it like it's hot.

Now the whole worlds calling me a killer all I ever did was try to reach the kids with the realer.

Oh, flatter me; for love delights in praises.