Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

I have been sadder than any man could be: for nothing in the world was made for me.

A bruised apple is not all bad. It still has tremendous potential.

The history of mankind is the instant between two strides taken by a traveler.

I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.

No testimony is sufficient to establish a miracle, unless the testimony be of such a kind, that its falsehood would be more miraculous than the fact which it endeavors to establish.

He [Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don't have nowadays.

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement.

Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.

I live in Florida, and I live on a small lagoon. I sit and look out at the water all day - that's what my desk is.