Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Religion is the world's label for following God. But, it is a one-on-one, daily and personal relationship that God seeks from all of us.

Everyone wants a piece of you. The trick is what piece to give.

A slave believes that the law should define the scope of liberty. A free person believes that liberty should define the scope of the law.

Part of being an actor is letting things come about organically as opposed to forcing them.

Just listen to Chris Matthews on any given day and you will see what's acceptable on the Left

[Having monologue] are talking to somebody even if it's just to yourself, convince yourself if that's what you're trying to do.

The truth of the matter is, we're not far away from where we should be. We can complain about the problem or we can go out and solve the problem. I choose to go out and try to solve the problem.

After the climb, you should feel no trace of tiredness; on the contrary, it is then that you should be really fresh. Then you will have found the correct measure of your abilities.

To kill someone, even treacherously is more manly than to wound a friend by betraying his confidence.

I have an habitual feeling of my real life having past, and that I am leading a posthumous existence.