People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

There was such a difference, he thought, between the beauty that illuminated, and the beauty that was illuminated.

New day, new delight.

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.

Nothing is more tiresome than a superannuated pedagogue.

Virtually all men of action incline to Fatality just as most thinkers incline to Providence.

I'm not anti-gun or pro-gun, but if you put a gun in your hand, you feel different.

Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests.

I might add that you change as a person as you grow older, so you change as a writer, too.

The calculus is the greatest aid we have to the application of physical truth in the broadest sense of the word.