People always have secrets. It's just a matter of finding out what they are.

From a purely physical standpoint she didn't have a chance, but her attitude was that death was better than capitulation.

Armageddon was yesterday, today we have a serious problem.

To exact revenge for yourself or your friends is not only a right, it's an absolute duty.

Then I discovered that being related is no guarantee of love!

She had put on make-up in a colour scheme that indicated she might be colourblind.

Dear Government... I'm going to have a serious talk with you if I ever find anyone to talk to.

But she wished she had had the guts to go up to him and say hello. Or possibly break his legs, she wasn't sure which.

When other people are grieving, the newspaperman turns efficient.

You walk around feeling like a teenager and immortal your whole life, and suddenly there isn't much time left.

Consider this a fair warning.

Let the world know what you live for...not what you fall for!

Our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.

A number of people still think of the United States as being overwhelmingly English, Protestant, and white. This erroneous idea influences their whole outlook.

You don't wanna go eggin' him on. It'll never be my chair that your on, crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen. Other words there's no heir to the throne.

In assuming any office besides its essential one, the State begins to lose the power of fulfilling its essential one.

If you were an actor, anybody could go on Broadway and take a George Carlin hour and do it on stage as a one man show. They're all stand alone essays.

Just because you see an iceberg does not mean that there isn't global warming.

Life is too short to be in a hurry.

The type of music that I love to sing would have to be more bluesy and jazzy and more soul-like because I love to belt when it comes to singing, so I guess bigger songs are what I lean more towards.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.