People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant.""We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.

The mind is not something we own, it is something we share

I have everything in the world that is necessary to happiness--good faith, good friends, and all the work I can possibly do.

I was writing and developing software for alumnae to be able to connect and communicate.

I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.

Once upon a time there was no Time.

I will practice coming back to the present moment...not letting regrets and sorrow drag me back into the past or letting anxieties, fears, or cravings pull me out.

I don't want to sound pretentious, but I love art, I like to go to museums, and I like to read books.

Men worship the shows of great men; the most disbelieve that there is any reality of great men to worship.

Say 'Dodgers' and people know you're talking about baseball. Say 'Braves' and they ask, 'What reservation?' Say 'Reds' and they think of communism. Say 'Padres' and they look around for a priest.