People always say how you should be yourself. Like yourself is a definite thing, like a toaster or something.

A loving heart is the source of all happiness, all joy and all bliss.

Labor is getting more expensive and technology is getting cheaper.

Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don't feel like it.

The only reason your mind won't stop its endless chattering is because you won't stop listening to it!

For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

We all in real life put on these masks - we don't swear when we're around certain people When we come home, when you're on your own I'm sure you're really different than when you're with your boss.

We like to pile language on language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] was an influence on me, no doubt about it.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

I'm tired of screwing up. I'm tired of being down. I'm tired of myself. I'm tired of bein' down.