People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

In everyday life, we ought to extend kindness towards one another.

My favorite quote in the world is this one.

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.

You've got to think about big things while you're doing small things, so that all the small things go in the right direction.

Our biggest regrets are not for the things we have done but for the things we haven't done.

I can't have a lot of people around me all the time. It really bugs me out that I have that many people. I need to be by myself.

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.

Those who love music are gentle and honest in their tempers. I always loved music, and would not, for a great matter, be without the little skill which I possess in the art.

There are moments when tribulations occur in our lives, and we cannot avoid them. But they are there for some reason.

My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack.