People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something. Well okay then, the bathroom is very (beautiful) clean right now.

You just have to know that you will always get up again. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you will. And that's what'll make you stronger. That's what happened to me

For me, if I don't know how to express it with words, I do it with music.

Never be afraid to learn. Have a good amount of resilience and enjoy the journey.

I love to walk in the forest and take my bike. I love to watch the little birdies. I'm a green person.

Pride achieves almost nothing but destroys a lot.

His studies were always second to Beatrice. He would've said everything was second to Beatrice but the flowery metaphors and literary devices can only stretch so far and for so many characters.

Having a child, that's always been my biggest fear. I want a child and I fear a child.

I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

Having cancer does make you try to be better at everything you do and enjoy every moment. It changes you forever. But it can be a positive change.

Life is often confusing and sad, and I'm a big fan of the slap and the tickle, as they say.

Seaboard Air Line, which was thought by numerous innocents to provide a foothold in aviation, was another favorite, although, in fact, it was a railroad.

I have always said that if I were a rich man, I would employ a professional praiser.

Life is graded on the curve. It's not how big you are, how strong you are, how smart you are. It's how good you are at the things that count relative to the people around you.