People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

The chains had fallen from her leg, but not from her mind.

Etta, it could be everything, it could be nothing, what you’re making up. You shouldn’t let that bother you.

... you cannot shake hands with the Devil and not get sulphur on your sleeve.

A couple of years after I arrived in Hollywood, everything that was Latino was fashionable, and years after, my thought is that we're not fashionable anymore. We're here to stay.

Focus on your music and not technology.

Reaching for the stars, perfectionists may end up clutching at air.

Hee that hath right, feares; he that hath wrong, hopes.

On the Trans-Atlantic Single-handed Race Mr Owen Smithers has been disqualified for using both hands.

Whatever it takes to get the image to reach that level is what that photographer needs to do.

To love is human. To feel pain is human. Yet to still love despite the pain is pure angel.