People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

Imagine no limitations

The secret of happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible, horrible, horrible.

Perhaps we have stopped ourselves from being invented, from self-realization, by blaming others for our wordlessness.

It can't be 'true' love without the truth

I think my voice would be great as a protestor but also it would be, and has been, very powerful for charity.

In the ordinary business of life punctuality is . . . necessary.

"Spirituality" wrongly understood or pursued is a major source of human misery and rebellion against God.

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character.

The tongue is more easily controlled than the features of the face; and though the heart may be secret, the face is transparent.

We have to be respectful to one another.