People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Even after thousands of years, I want to live in your heart with love, joy, and care.

I take pleasure in my transformations. I look quiet and consistent, but few know how many women there are in me.

You claim to love God, and yet you disobey GodThis is a bizarre way of reasoningSurely, the lover, if his love is true, Is most obedient to the one he loves.

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

To make architecture with any real value is a massive challenge.

I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?

Prayer is an end to isolation. It is living our daily life with someone; with him who alone can deliver us from solitude.

I do not think that any sorrow of youth or manhood equalled in intensity or duration the black and hopeless misery which followed the wrench of transference from a happy home to a school.

Being attached to America these days is like being in a pen with a wounded bull.

The wise man lives as long as he should, not just as long as he likes.