People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of them.

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

Any person capable of angering you becomes your master.

Don't be concerned with other people's impressions of you. They are dazzled and deluded by appearances. Stick with your purpose. This alone will strengthen your will and give your life coherence.

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.

I have to die. If it is now, well then I die now; if later, then now I will take my lunch, since the hour for lunch has arrived - and dying I will tend to later.

From this instant on, vow to stop disappointing yourself. Separate yourself from the mob. Decide to be extraordinary and do what you need to do -- now.

Keep your attention focused entirely on what is truly your own concern, and be clear that what belongs to others is their business and none of yours.

Don't explain your philosophy. Embody it.

If someone speaks badly of you, do not defend yourself against the accusations, but reply; "you obviously don't know about my other vices, otherwise you would have mentioned these as well

He who cannot dance blames the song.

Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star

People who have metal implants should be familiar with the symptoms of radio wave sickness and should keep their environment free of wireless radiation producing products.

For I am the size of what I see / not my height's size.

I have never taken a road trip. Unless you count Los Angeles to Vegas.

Now you have Donald Trump ready to execute policy on the basis that the Muslims are the problem, not ISIS. Oh Jesus, it's a circular firing squad.

My theory is because I'm Asian and white I sort of look like the future. I'm the melting pot.

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.

Streaking through a large crowd has always been a secret fantasy of mine.

The only infallible rule we know is, that the man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.