People are often so busy living that they never stop to wonder why.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.

A true friend to me is someone that comes over for dinner, and hangs out with my daughter, someone I party with on a regular basis.

The more you talk about negative things in your life, the more you call them in. Speak victory not defeat.

If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.

I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious.

Woman is born free and lives equal to man in her rights. Social distinctions can be based only on the common utility.

It's like tabloid news programs that talk about how horrible something is, while at the same time they're glorifying it as their top story.

Photography's history is bound to the mistake, to the accident.

Clothes are but a symbol of something hid deep beneath.

For the general practitioner a well-used library is one of the few correctives of the premature senility which is so apt to take him.