People are on their computers more than watching TV, because you can only watch voyeur TV, which is basically what reality shows are, for so long.

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot.

I would have to say News Radio is the highlight of my career. I love the character so much.

It's fun to do voiceover work, although you still have to act. But it doesn't involve memorizing lines, and you don't have to dress up.

I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

My whole career, I've tried to bounce back and forth between everything, and not get typed out. I've done a pretty good job of not getting typed.

Movies are an editor's medium.

The more you work, the more people see your work and would like to work with you, and vice versa.

You have to remind casting directors out here that you don't just do one thing. There's a lot of people who do just one thing.

When you know the inside stories, no matter how good looks the cover, you just cannot appreciate it...

Destiny lies before, should we choose to pursue it

Always trust your instinct! If you just close your eyes, talk to God and listen you can always hear the truth

I do not ask for the riches that perish or the fame that fades away like a morning mist.

I like teaching and the contact with young minds keeps one on one's toes, but increasing responsibilities have forced me to shed much of it in recent years.

As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly.

You're not a leader if you haven't been elected.

In some ways Lawler is a conceptual Diane Arbus. She's a stalker who takes advantage of situations. She pulls back curtains, causing normal things to look freakish and the freakish to turn mundane.

I have not revoked this law, nor will I, for it is everlasting, and those who will enter into my glory must obey the conditions thereof; Even so Amen.

The left-handed are precious; they take places which are inconvenient for the rest.