People are predictable. That's what makes them easy to kill.

His whole life was a sham, a fairy tale. The truth hidden behind a wall of lies, each lie another brick in the wall until he probably couldn't see the truth anymore.

Anyone can put paint on a canvas, but only a true master can bring the painting to life. Anyone can kill, but only a genius can make murder an art.

Life was such a precious thing, easily broken.

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism.

I love it when there’s nothingLeft to see but tiny spots of what’s still lightStories piercing the night.

Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you.

On Being John Malkovich and the cinema of the absurd, I do enjoy it. I wish there were more like it. The very fact that there can't be more like it is one of the reasons it's admirable.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

If thy friends tire of thee, remember that it is human to tire of everything.

The Best of the artist's art, which will one day be in a Museum wall, the Painting that sets the artist apart of all other artist artists.

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.

A man who for an entire week does nothing but hit himself over the head has little reason to be proud.