People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The greatest discovery is to be founded by God.

When it comes to mental illness most of the diagnoses are similar or the same yet they can never display how we individually go through our pain.

Believe me...Nothing is bad, just prove it as right

Real power is achieved when the ruling class controls the material essentials of life, granting and withholding them from the masses as if they were privileges.

Nothing so difficult as a beginning In poesy, unless perhaps the end.

I believe that love--not imitation--is the sincerest form of flattery. Your imitator thinks that you can be duplicated; your lover knows you can't.

In my opinion, any man who can afford to buy a newspaper should not be allowed to own one.

All the arts in America are a gigantic racket run by unscrupulous men for unhealthy women.

I'm learning and changing all the time, and I expect to continue doing so my entire life.

Tragedy when ridiculed by comedy does not condescend a reply.