People are so lonely, they spend their birthdays on the Internet, thanking people for wishing them a happy birthday, people who only know it’s their birthday because Facebook told them.

Coachella is a festival fashion show where people dress up like hippies and pretend that Passion Pit is as good as the Rolling Stones.

There is nothing more terrifying than realizing that the one who knows you best loves you least, pities you even.

Los Angeles is full of places to hide a body, but when the person inside the body doesn’t love you, it’s not an easy thing, turning that breathing person into a dead one.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

In a moving world readaptation is the price of longevity.

Marriage can be tricky and challenging at times.

A living body is not a fixed thing, but a flowing event, like a flame or a whirlpool.

The dictum that human nature cannot be changed is one of those tiresome platitudes that conceal from the ignorant the depths of their own ignorance.

We didn't have a movie theatre until I was about nine, so I just didn't see them. But, once I got into movies I loved them.

In the morning it was morning and I was still alive.

If you put a Mars bar in one of Glenn Hughes’ hands and a bass in the other, he’ll choose the Mars bar.

NO!” The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.

Being evil is something that only humans are capable of.