People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Nothing kills a CEO's credibility faster than legal, regulatory, and/or ethical questions.

The censor's sword pierces deeply into the heart of free expression.

... art approaches as a saving sorceress, expert at healing. She alone knows how to turn these nauseous thoughts about the horror or absurdity of existence into notions with which one can live.

I was born into public service.

The ordinary man is the curse of civilization.

I lay down so hard, I got bed rash

Old characters never die, but I do need to take a break from them in order to create new ones.

I really fancy Harrison Ford. I've got to say I think he's really divine. He's, like, an older man, I guess, although he's not really that old, obviously. I don't want to offend him

One does not play Bach without having done scales. But neither does one play a scale merely for the sake of the scale.

A true repentance shuns the evil itself, more than the external suffering or the shame.