People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Hate hates what it mirrors or envies.

You need to choose your association according to your vision.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

Wise men listen and laugh, while fools talk.

I pretty much isolated myself away from drums. I stopped looking at Modern Drummer, I stopped looking at websites.

My shoes are clean from walking in the rain.

A house should look lived in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and it doesn't give me cholera.

Speculations? I have none. I am resting on certainties.

Our past is not the thing that matters so much in this world as what we intend to do with the future.