People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Did you fail? Try, try again. There is no gain without pain.

Our choices define who we are when we make them. Therefore,  we always have the power to change and choose who we are.

In Gym, the kids on my team learned not to pass me the ball and to step quickly in front of me if the other team tried to take advantage of my weakness. I happily stayed out of their way.

Your character is the harvest of your habits.

When you're born again, your DNA changes. You have the ability to understand God's terms.

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.

I've organised for the last years, since I got the Nobel Prize actually, Anatomy of Hate Conferences all over the world, what is hate. Didn't help but at least they explored it.

I have a talent for dealing with difficult men.

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free.

My worst haircuts have been the ones where I've done my own.