People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

The more people say nice things about me, the more I feel it's false.

She's been conned, ruined, left for dead, and she's not going to forgive any of it. She will soldier on, if only out of spite.

We must empower our weak to be strong, and teach our strong to be compassionate. This will open a door to oneness.

Most men are so thoroughly subjective that nothing really interests them but themselves.

The only direction Obama has the economy moving is backward.

A kiss, she thinks, has to be entirely balanced -- it has to have a little conflict, a little dialectic, a little revolution.

In seventeen of His thirty-seven parables, Jesus dealt with property and man's responsibility for using it wisely.

Maybe one of the only things I do well: I cook like a maniac! I would be a chef if I weren't an actor.

It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say again.

One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt.

A mystic is a person who sees the facts as inadequate.