People believe what they want to believe. You have to run your race and be proud of the person you see in the mirror.

Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend.

I do feel that, generally, people will see me and go, "He knows where the good food is," which is an awesome correlative. It's an awesome simplification.

If it's a question about stuff that matters to you personally, like favorite food, favorite piece of knowledge, favorite animal, it's hard not to have an opinion and want to quantify things.

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Man V. Food is the highest-rated show in the Travel Channel's history, so clearly there's going to be a correlation.

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

A pleasurable woman could cause more harm than miserable one.

As for what you're calling hard luck - well we made New England out of it. That and codfish.

Khatami is a symptom and not the cause of change in Iran.

Besides, secretly, without knowing it herself, she had been waiting for a Beast to go to.

They that crouch to those who are above them, always trample on those who are below them.

The object of pilgrimage is not rest and recreation – to get away from it all. To set out on a pilgrimage is to throw down a challenge to everyday life.

I've learned to be careful of becoming a critic. Criticism really sours your heart.

It may surprise people to learn that one elephant is killed every 15 minutes for its ivory.

Enjoyment stops where indolence begins.

Two starving men cannot be twice as hungry as one; but two rascals can be ten times as vicious as one.