People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.

Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.

Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.

People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent caffeine.

All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.

If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe."

You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.

People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That's where I've always taken the wrong turn. By not taking a turn at all.

My photographs are a celebration of life, fun and the beautiful. They are a world that doesn't exist. A fantasy. Freedom is real. There are no rules. The life I wish I was living.

I have a great deal of empathy for anyone who's having a hard time. I believe this ability to see another's viewpoint has served me well as a writer.

Freedom doth with degree dispense.

I find it to be an ongoing challenge to keep the guitar from becoming too traditional.

What is true never fears investigation; what is false... fears everything.

I am dedicated to ensuring reproductive health and freedom for all.

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching “SVU.” It’s funny. And it’s always the reruns.

There are teams that wait for you and teams that look for you: Espanyol look for you. I feel very close to their style of football.

See nations slowly wise, and meanly just, to buried merit raise the tardy bust.

We don't need a fuel that's cleaner, we need a fuel that happens to be cleaner, but is half the price of oil.