People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be a big deal.

When people start liking people, that’s when someone has the ability to get hurt.

Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one.- Courtney

Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.

The information age is so psychotic – without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now.

Emotional attachments are messy. They end with broken hearts and stalking.

I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an effort to appear younger and thinner.

The pow'r I have on you is to spare you / The malice towards you, to forgive you. Posthumus

Coldplay are just four friends trying to make great music.

I read an hour almost every night. It's part of falling asleep.

The medievalist has the capacity, and the desire, to harmonize. He believes the planets sing in harmony; why cannot technology also sing?

If we don't somehow stem the tide of childhood obesity, we're going to have a huge problem.

How can you not like Britney Spears?

When you’re going through something hard and you start wondering where Allah is, just remember, the Teacher is always quiet during a test.

Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring.

"Never speak of me in the past tense". My presence here will be many times greater without the burden of my tortured body.

Human beings are, necessarily, actors who...can be divided...into the sane who know they are acting and the mad who do not.