People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

The truths of the one subject have already been discovered, but have not been accepted because they spell the death of the faith in the lie.

Security doesn't rob ambition

Confound the subtlety of lawyers with the subtlety of the law.

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone.

A typical day for me is I'm writing when I'm not directing.

We see ourselves as first helping to open up markets to competition.

I'm not envious of Leo [Messi]or Ney [Neymar]. Why would I be? If there is envy in the dressing room, you know it's only going to affect results.

I'm not depressed and I continue to remain healthy and positive, but developing 'Smash Bros.' is beyond hard.

I don't pay attention to him. I don't even ignore him.

Every minute we were together, I felt like I was wandering in the dark through a strange house, groping for a light switch. And then, whenever I found one and turned it on, the bulb was dead.