People cry at weddings for the same reason they cry at happy endings: because they so desperately want to believe in something they know is not credible.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Struggle is the meaning of life

It was men, not God, who had done those things...

I still believe in miracles, because being alive is a miracle on its own.

Prime yourself for success and demonstrate to others that you are diligent, reliable, and trustworthy.

When you pursue great flavor, you also pursue great ecology.

The more lawyers there are, the more people are out there to encourage others not to go to law school.

I wanted to get away from my past and everything connected with it.

It’s a very difficult era in which to be a person, just a real, actual person, instead of a collection of personality traits selected from an endless Automat of characters.

I think in any form of acting, you're always well served if you've done theater.

I love when things are transparent, free and clear of all inhibition and judgement.