People cry, not because they're weak, it's because they've been strong for too long.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Truth, like a little dog, will always find its way out into the street.

Heroes need monsters to establish their heroic credentials. You need something scary to overcome.

To find elegant souls, you must wander in the elegant places!

There are lots of people I admire and respect, but I don't necessarily want to be like them. I'm too happy being myself.

I don't use photographs because photographs don't give me the kind of information I need.

I tend to believe that religious dogma is a consequence of evolution.

We pray everyday. We read the bible everyday, so everybody's happy.

Servant leadership always empathizes, always accepts the person, but sometimes refuses to accept some of the person's effort or performance as good enough.

In practice it is seldom very hard to do one's duty when one knows what it is, but it is sometimes extremely difficult to find this out.

Money to me is not a factor in my life.