People despise the lust for power that originates from a craving for homage and for the attributes of power.

Mom has a massive sunflower for a soul so big there's hardly any room in her for organs.

The world made me cold. You made me water. One day we'll be clouds.

A man who both spends and saves money is the happiest man because he has both enjoyments.

I do not respect the Dalai Lama. He's a political power broker. The Dalai Lama is not honorable to me.

We need to focus our attention on Iran, because if you miss Iran, you are not going to get ISIS. The two are inextricably connected because one causes the other.

I enjoy Modern Family very much. Good TV program. I don't know why. I just find that so many of the jokes land. So many of the actors are so great. Phil Dunphy is one of my favorite characters ever.

The job of the baby is to learn.

You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way.

I'm supposed to make people cry, but not by manipulating.

Remembering is the most overrated thing. Forgetting is far superior.