People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

I will give you a show that you've never ever seen before, why?...Because I can

If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard!

I am the showstopper. The main event. The Icon that can still go.

Don't hunt what you can't kill

The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Shawn Michaels has left the building.

Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!

There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.

It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

Life is all memory except for the one present moment that goes by so quick you can hardly catch it going.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

The elections in Iraq are a victory for freedom and the Iraqi people, and a blow to the transnational network of terrorists who have tried to prevent this day from happening.

Now I feel as if I should succeed in doing something in mathematics, although I cannot see why it is so very important. . . The knowledge doesn't make life any sweeter or happier, does it?

I like people who don't tell you what you want to hear.

Pro football was taking off when I became commissioner, and when a sport's successful and you're its chief executive officer, much of the credit flows to you and you develop a good track record.

When we talk about GOD, we’re like a school of fish, discussing the possible existence of the sea.

Gangsta rappers, they call them. Not nearly as gangsta as the things that inspire them.. you know, a gangsta government that we operate under.

Doesn't the world inside a black and white photograph seem more real? It's because the real world is losing its color

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.