People didn’t love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what’s best for it. You don’t destroy it.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.

We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

We glorify God when we celebrate people’s gifts

As long as you keep secrets and suppress information, you are fundamentally at war with yourself.

People are strange . . .

I'm so happy to be rich I'm willing to take all the consequences.

I've always been really comfortable around athletics, I've just never been comfortable playing anything.

I would love to work with Adam Sandler. Because then all I'd have to do is just turn the camera on and off.

Yes," I said, "for the love of God!

Why do you try to understand art? Do you try to understand the song of a bird?

The sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away.

Every day we'd trudge up the hill - it was a three-quarter-mile walk up this steep hill to the Leach Pottery, and we would take our lunch with us and generally, I guess, make a nuisance of ourselves.