People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

If [God] send me no husband, for the which blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening ...

Living in a world of darkness doesn't mean we must surrender, but to survive, we need to occasionally unleash the diva from within.

American troops around the globe are the greatest preservers of liberty and peace in the world.

Winter's done, and April's in the skies, Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes!

We don't think of our flaws as the glue that binds us to the people we love, but they are. Grace only sticks to your imperfections.

You should always remember that you were chosen to be on this earth.

Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.

Stars are holes in the sky, they are the light of Heaven coming from the other side.

You may very well have good reasons for resentment, frustration and anger. But that doesn't mean those negative responses are good for you, or that you must choose them.

Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.