People don't like to say comic so they say Graphic Novel, despite the fact that I don't think the true Graphic Novel has been written anywhere.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

i am n0t aFraiD oV deaTh, I juX dun waNna Be thEre weN iT haPpeNZ !

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

The only times you'll see me in terms of the movie business is when I have to go to the premieres of my own movies. I don't go to see ones that aren't mine because I don't even like going to mine.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

When the spirit of people is strong focused and vibrant, wonderful things happen.

Current education policy is not in the interests of women. An injustice is being perpetrated.

Man is ice to truth and fire to falsehood.

Everything you do sends a message about who you are and what you value.

If your God doesn't look like Jesus, we don't worship the same God, sorry.

Fie, fie, how frantically I square my talk!