People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

Our eyes are as open as much our minds are.

Ignorance can stifle learning, especially if the ignorant person believes that he or she is not ignorant.

Be thankful that you are on your feet, for there are people who can't even walk down the street. - RVM.

Radical optimism is a wide screen view of the moment nay the inconceivable, as you please.

Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.

You can and you must expect suffering.

A bad marriage is worse than no marriage at all.

You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.