People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Youth is an unrecoverable asset. Unless you are a hydra, lucky you.

When I'm sitting writing, I know that something works if I've made myself cry, or laugh, or have a visceral emotion.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

A moment's thought is passion's passing knell.

Through my work at the Katie Piper Foundation, I've seen how the smallest of kindness can make a difference to someone's life. Even a simple smile instead of a start can lift someone's heart.

Everyone has a side to them that's kind of unexplained and feels misunderstood.

It's unfulfilled dreams that keep you alive.

People change all the time whether you like it or not.

The truth is, I don't really have a type of girl.

To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.