People fashion their God after their own understanding. They make their God first and worship him afterwards.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.

No one knows how strong they are until they have to be.

Challenges cannot possibly be good or bad. Challenges are simply challenges.

Ritualism is nothing more than a rut and the only difference between a rut and a grave is the length and the depth.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

If troubles were put up to market, I'd sooner buy old than new. It's something to have seen the worst.

The readiest way to escape from our sufferings is, to be willing they should endure as long as God pleases.

Well, food's always the way to anybody's heart, I think, guy or girl.

I'd much rather go to a Banksy art show than a Moby art show. My art is painfully naive.

I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.