People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

a wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

There is always a shade of pink for every color because Pink matches everything

The Kapoor surname has legend, a passion for acting, respect and love attached to it. And I am very proud of that.

A lot of positive psychology is stuck in being the psychology of privilege, and I reject that.

I think that always makes it fun, trying to create a heroic character and putting your own twist on it and injecting your own personality into it.

Despite of it all, the Negro remains... cool, strong, imperturbable, and cheerful.

I never think of what it's going to be like later. I only think in the present tense. The only time I think backwards is when I have to reissue something.

She sat in the dew-damp grass and ripped up clumps of it, tossing them in the air and feeling vaguely guilty about it. Some gnome ought to pop out of the tree and scold her for torturing the lawn.

As often as I have witnessed the miracle [birth], held the perfect creature with its tiny hands and feet, each time I have felt as though I were entering a cathedral with prayer in my heart.

I have a plan of action, but the game is a game of adjustments.