People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Everyone has scars, they just aren’t as visible as yours.

Your every ill-thought, secreted hate, cynical and vicious judgment you carry is meant only for you.

I'm a fan of musicals from great masters, and I was able to have an opportunity to express myself in musical numbers with Glee.

I thought of the structure as musical. The first piece, for instance, contains the names/subject matter of every person to come in the book. Like a piece of music with themes, etc.

If evil means to be self-motivated, to be the center of one’s own universe, to live on one’s own terms, then every artist, every thinker, every original mind, is evil.

Mathematics is the only true metaphysics.

Only when you give up being consistent will you find the truth! Inconsistency makes you free to discover other roads.

My Mother had taught me to seek all truth in the Bible.

Travel, for me, is a little bit like being in love, because suddenly all your senses are at the setting marked “on.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.