People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Laws should act as the lower limits of acceptable behavior, not as a guide to noble action.

A modern man registers a hundred times more sensory impressions than an eighteenth-century artist

A lot of sad stories in a row - that wears on you.

I think that you can't help but bring pieces of who you are. No matter what you do, it comes through you, as a vessel.

I haven't been approached to do anything, but I would certainly make room for it. It was a really fun time.

The real secret is to build an organization that isn't afraid to make changes while it is still successful, before change becomes imperative for survival.

If men refuse to be kindled, sparks can only burn themselves out, just as paper images and carriages burn out on the street during funerals.

Office tends to confer a dreadful plausibility on even the most negligible of those who hold it.

It is a game before a product, a sport before a market, a show before a business.

I feel lost not doing art, unsatisfied, anxious, bored. Everything else in comparison seems not terribly important.