People have called Christopher Columbus horrible, racist, a psycho-maniac killer and a slave owner.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If the only song you sing is love, it is the greatest.

Don’t put all of your focus on dating. Typically, if you’re involved in outside activities and causes that you are passionate about, chances are that you’re meeting people with similar interests.

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.

The shield of faith is sword to conquer every fear.

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.

Bebop is the music of the future (as soon as they learn how to play it).

Education in the key to preventing the cycle of violence and hatred that marred the 20th century from repeating itself in the 21st century.

I was also just strong and quick - it wasn't hard for me to learn how to dance. I was a natural at it.

I didn't go to the North Pole to do something about my mother. I was invited to the North Pole and I realized it was impossible to go there without thinking about her.

Any excuse, no matter how valid, only weakens the character.