People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Everyone had a story behind them, a past richer than she had imagined.

May bless your journey on earth!

I don't wear a mask, I don't have a suit. It's not some CG double or a stunt double. The suffering the character [Doctor Strange ] goes through is immense!

I don't have all the answers. I have a lot of questions. And I have some basic principles.

My heart is breaking for a little love

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited, because you came in fifth last time.

The little things that you saw with a child’s eye and that will never go away. That’s what consciousness is all about.

The children of God have more in common then they have differences.

If people are foolish, they are bound to mix the personality and the Truth, and to build a temple around the personality and form a religion.

I like normal life, but I will go crazy if Im not working.