People have no right to make fools of themselves, unless they have no relations to blush for them.

Favoritism manifests itself in all departments of government, public and private. It is the harder to avoid, because it is so natural.

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

Punctuality is the soul of business.

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success.

Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts the lover afore words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first-born baby, and assures him of a mother's love.

Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.

The bee, though it finds every rose has a thorn, comes back loaded with honey from his rambles; and why should not other tourists do the same?

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

The happiness of every country depends upon the character of its people, rather than the form of its government.

He knew only that his child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke.

Wise people understand the need to consult experts

The individual is capable of both great compassion and great indifference. He has it withing his means to nourish the former and outgrow the latter.

Man is a rebel, and a rebel is naturally in confusion. He is in conflict with every other rebel. For a rebel by his very nature is selfish. He is seeking his own good and not the good of others.

It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.

You rich people are all the same. You couldn't care less about the other half of the world. They can all starve to death for all you care!

The security of Israel is a moral imperative for all free peoples.

The greatest object in educating is to give a right habit of study.

I live on hairspray. The bigger the hair, the closer to God.

The strong ones among humans do nothing. They talk and talk again.