People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

Success is a work in progress, failure is not the end of the road: it is the strength to continue that matters.

Besides, I'm a gypsy at heart and I like to travel around.

The biggest challenge to being an actor is when you're not working, just being unemployed, the downtime and not having anything to do.

You can't fight hearts and minds with money.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

My fans make me feel as young as they are. We share the same spirit and I share their outlook on life

...Poetic injustice...having made over Japan in our own image. The Japanese, ...are now, next to us, the greatest consumers of meat in the world.

I think because I'm 6'4" and have blond hair and I didn't dress like any other kind of a boy, people just immediately thought I was some kind of circus animal.

Industrial food makers don't want you thinking about where your food comes from and what's in it.

The saints' deep secret is this: do not seek freedom, and freedom will be given you.